Then Again You Ever Hear of the Junkie Who Was Satisfied With One Hit Vernica Mars Quote
1x06 - Return of the Kane
at December 9th, 2005 (07:32 pm)
Quote of the Epiosde
VERONICA: Why would he accept wanted to kill you?
LILLY: Honestly. I was awesome, right?
VERONICA: I miss you, Lilly.
DUNCAN: Delight Dad. All they do is sell processed and argue about prom decorations.
JAKE: Right, that's all they practise at present. Until the reign of Kane.
DUNCAN: Dear god! May no one have just heard him say reign of Kane.
VERONICA: My dad'south gone a little nutty with all these father-daughter days.
WALLACE: Yeah, run across me on the other hand, would dearest to get to the zoo with my dad.
VERONICA: Wallace, don't…
WALLACE: Just he'southward expressionless, so.
VERONICA: Okay. I hate myself. Are you lot happy?
WALLACE: Um-hum.
MADISON: You're non allowed delivery.
WANDA: And you lot're not allowed to breathe my air. Go. Shoo. Return to Xanadu.
KEITH: Beloved. Shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid, yous know, fruits and vegetables?
VERONICA: What is that? A maraschino ruby?
LILLY: Bank check you out, Veronica Mars. Yous're like a rocker chick now. You and I? Nosotros'd have a lot of fun together… yeah… if, um, you know, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
VERONICA: Why are you here?
LILLY: Don't you watch whatever horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the world until justice has been served
VERONICA: Actually?
LILLY: Yeah, that, and, as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.
DUNCAN: Pupil council giveth, student council taketh abroad.
WANDA: Okay. The rich kids, they run things around here. They're the minority and they're corrupt. They get away with murder. Pirate Points is just some other way they advantage themselves for so swell. They accept all the ability, we're the disenfranchised merely only because nosotros let ourselves exist. Information technology's time to take activeness!
VERONICA: Well if "Wanda rulez" why'd y'all vote for Duncan, you caput case? I wanna find out who this kid is and what art room he voted in.
WALLACE: Aye, and I want a statue of myself in the main lobby, property a musket, staring downward danger.
WALLACE: Since we're talking about stuff we want.
VERONICA: [Cheerfully] Hullo Madison. I heard you lost your student aide gig and your pupil council spot. If I may exist so assuming as to make a recommendation, on Fridays, ee-uh, Sloppy Joes are your best bet.
VERONICA: So, was information technology your idea or did y'all just play it your usual way?
DUNCAN: What'due south my usual way?
VERONICA: Oh, you lot know, Duncan. You don't initiate trouble. You don't initiate much of anything anymore.
DUNCAN: Don't stop at that place, Veronica. Say it. What's my usual mode?
VERONICA: Y'all stand idly past.
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WANDA: Exercise we demand whatsoever…provisions?
VERONICA: Provisions? With a capital E, admittedly. But I know a guy.
WANDA: Oh, jealous. Wish I knew a guy.
DUNCAN: Thanks Mrs Donaldson. And now, my offset act as President, I would similar to make sure that no one loses a single Pirate Betoken. But yous know what? In addition to varsity sports, I would also like to make sure that students in ring, students who brand laurels part, students who perform in school plays, that write for the school newspaper… Fifty-fifty students who excel in vocational trades should exist eligible to earn Pirate Points. And they should share in the benefits. Okay. Then what kind of candy should nosotros sell this year?
1x05 You Call back You Know Somebody
at Dec 9th, 2005 (06:54 pm)
Quote of the Epiosde
VERONICA: Time for a chat?
LOGAN: Well. Recall if hell froze over, maybe it'd be on the news.
VERONICA: Dude, where'southward your auto?
LOGAN: Thanks for the ride. Does this mean you're gonna play dainty now?
VERONICA: Walk in front of the motorcar, nosotros'll meet.
VERONICA: Let'southward go back to your business firm.
TROY: And take my mind off my problems?
VERONICA: And get the details on the machine. Model. Licence number. VIN.
TROY: How do you make VIN sound so hot?
VERONICA: Wait, if I'yard Daphne, what does that brand y'all? Fred?
WALLACE: Oh no. If I gotta be any of those white boys, I gotta be Shaggy all the way baby. Shaggy'southward got mad season.
VERONICA: Awwww, you still accept a subscription to Mad Magazine. You're all about the flavour.
VERONICA: Hey, aid me out. So, for my dad'south birthday, I'yard thinking… rock climbing?
WALLACE: Because he loves heights?
VERONICA VOICEOVER: You know those people who tin predict when alter is coming in their life? I'm not ane of them. Alter has a way of just walking up and punching me in the face up.
VERONICA VOICEOVER: The best way to tiresome the hurting of your best friend's murder is to have your mother abandon you as soon as possible. It's like hit your thumb with a hammer, then when it's throbbing and then badly you lot don't think you'll survive, you cutting the damn thing off.
WEEVIL: Baby, I'll buy a piñata.
VERONICA: Will you purchase me a piñata total of steroids?
VERONICA: We need to talk.
LUKE: All right. But does it have to exist side by side to the feminine hygiene machine?
VERONICA: Yep. Go over it.
LUKE: I tin't practice this. I mean, you have no thought what I went through to go this ball. You have no idea what information technology'due south going to be worth when he retires,
VERONICA: Luke. A brawl or your life. You practice the math. Information technology's a ball!
ASHLEY: Then, Ms Mars. How do yous respond to the rumours that your beau hooked up with strippers in Tijuana last weekend?
VERONICA: Ms Banks. Have you decided which parent you're going to alive with afterward the divorce? And if I may, a follow up. Can you lot believe your father's choice in mistresses?
TROY: Hey sexy. Requite me a kiss, make all my troubles disappear?
VERONICA: All your troubles? That would take a lot of kissing. I'm just glad we weren't dating when you lot were kicked out of those 2 schools for drug possession and trafficking, my lips would've fallen off.
VERONICA: Remember this moment. 'Crusade yous're gonna regret information technology. Toodles.
KEITH: I love it. Ever notice how everything y'all brand merely… tends to lean a footling to the left?
VERONICA: I do that on purpose.
1x04 The Wrath Of Con
at December ninth, 2005 (04:23 pm)
Quote of the Episode
LILLY: You dear me don't yous?
VERONICA: So, what did you lot think of him?
KEITH: Oh, hey, you lot're dwelling early on.
VERONICA: Oh hey, did you run his licence plate? Or did you go fingerprints?
LILLY: Why do you insist on suppressing your hotness? The earth is set for you Veronica Mars. You lot don't have to blend in.
VERONICA: I'm not trying to blend in.
LILLY: You are non a yellow cotton dress.
VERONICA: What am I?
LILLY: Yous're red satin. You are strapless red satin.
LILLY: Oh, whoop-de-frigging-doo, Veronica.
VERONICA: Hi! You've reached Amber. Exit me a bulletin.
VERONICA VOICEOVER: I've already lived the dream. Everything else seems like a cheap reminder.
LOGAN: I believe Keanu Reeves said it all-time, when he said, Whoa!
VERONICA: Okay, it must be the pilus. Blonde.
LIAM: I have i word. Ownage.
VERONICA: Ownage!
WALLACE: It's not going to piece of work. You lot tin can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'k still full of pimp juice.
LILLY: Okay, information technology'southward my plough? Logan.
LOGAN: Truth.
LILLY: What did you think of Veronica the commencement fourth dimension you lot saw her.
LOGAN: [Mumbling and embarressed] I don't know, I idea she was hot.
VERONICA: I was 12 when you moved here!
LOGAN: Oh, and, like yous weren't working it in your shorts and your kneesocks.
VERONICA: That was my soccer uniform!
LOGAN: And then, whatever! It totally worked!
VERONICA: Our boyfriends are all form
LOGAN: Oh, oh okay. I've never taken matters into my own mitt in the boys' locker room after watching the cheerleader tryouts.
GRANT: Can we have our backup drives now?
VERONICA: You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Crusade yous're downright testy. Your backups are in the garbage can, next to the demote.
LILLY: Yous love me don't y'all?
I experience like I've missed some here so let me know if I take
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1x03 Meet John Smith
at Dec 9th, 2005 (02:36 pm)
Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle and and then you choose.
Y'all can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.
Because later disaster strikes, the important matter is that you motility on. But if you lot're similar me, you lot just keep chasing the storm.
LOGAN: Hey, did yous hook up with Shelley last night?
DUNCAN: Uh, she's a talker. urns out she has conflicted feelings towards her new stepmom and the color scheme the woman's chosen for the family unit rec room-
LOGAN: I hate it when they talk.
DUNCAN: Yeah, I know it.
JUSTIN: Owen, dude, I can't. I'm gonna claw up with Veronica Mars.
OWEN: Yeah, and I'm going parasailing with Halle Berry.
VERONICA: [Boastfully] Wallace is a friend of mine.
Veronica performs a martial arts gesture with her hands.
VERONICA: Take that, high school guidance counsellor.
KEITH: Well, howdy Wallace. At present what's going on here?
KEITH: [To Wallace] And then how did she rope you into this?
WALLACE: She promised me all the respond keys to- She'southward promised to be my friend.
KEITH: I'd of held out for a better offer.
WALLACE: Awww, sweet. You lot wrote your teacher a verse form.
VERONICA: Okay, yes, I was a kiss-ass. You lot've outed me, now tin I see it?
TROY: I'chiliad kinda-I'one thousand kind of tired of this vocal.
Troy bangs the mini-jukebox on the tabular array. It has no effect
TROY: I would accept expected sexual practice had that worked.
VERONICA: Had that worked, you would have gotten it.
KEITH: How was your date?
VERONICA: Oh, y'all know. Lousy conversation only the sexual practice was fantastic.
KEITH: That'due south not funny.
VERONICA: I don't know. I'm pretty sure information technology was.
TROY: Don't run Veronica, people might think that you're desperate.
VERONICA: That would be a step upward, reputation wise.
DUNCAN: Ooooh, Grasshopper besides irksome for Kung-Fu Chief. If you tin can take the flask out of my hand then you will be…new master.
DUNCAN: Wait, wait, wait. Guys! Check information technology out guys. Six guys. Bleachers. Spring in when you're feeling this, okay? [Singing, badly] Summer loving had me a blast.
VERONICA: I think I might have given you lot the wrong impression. I had a really bully time. I but…
TROY: It'due south merely that you need more, and you know you go to fill in the blank here, a – fourth dimension, b – space-
DUNCAN: Think how things used to be.
VERONICA VOICEOVER: Yous hateful between the states? Or before Lilly died? Or two weeks ago before your friend took an involvement in me?
DUNCAN: Veronica?
VERONICA: Not really no.
NURSE: Do yous desire your girlfriend to stay in hither with you?
VERONICA: Oh, I'k not his girlfriend-
DUNCAN: Yeah, yeah that's cool.
They share a tender look.
DUNCAN: Lilly?
LILLY: Yeah, what, you forgot about me already?
LILLY: Inkling in, donut.
Troy comes out of the house and stands before her.
TROY: It's about time.
Veronica starts crying and he hugs her.
Lamentable I've been a flake slack (ok a lot slack) with updating but I recently finished all my assesment and i was focusing on that. I'thou on holidays now so I'll definately exist updating more than often. I hope.
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1x02 Credit Where Credit Is Due
at October 12th, 2005 (02:43 pm)
current mood: ill
electric current song: a headache
TROY: Are you always this persnickity.
VERONICA: Sometimes I'm fifty-fifty persnickity-er.
WALLACE: Another big Friday night. Y'all got plans?
VERONICA: I don't know. I might take Fill-in for a run or rent a film mayhap.
WALLACE: Congratulations. You're officially Neptune Loftier'south near boring person.
VERONICA: Did I mention the movie might exist PG-13?
WALLACE: Ow! Jump dorsum wild kid.
WALLACE: Maybe. I don't know what an 09er is.
VERONICA: It's someone who lives in the prestigious 90909 zip lawmaking.
TROY: What exercise you say, dog? You ready to get this political party started? You ready to burn this mother down. Up, jump… the boogie.
DUNCAN: My program? And I haven't worked this out entirely yet so carry with me, was to heighten the roof.
VERONICA: Smell ya, later on.
CAITLIN: I'm gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
MALLORY: Be back by the end of the menstruation. And recall that we are a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economical backgrounds.
CAITLIN: Meaning?
MALLORY: Significant don't just interview your friends.
TROY: Flat?
VERONICA: But as God made me
VERONICA: Moron says what.
CHARDO: What?
TROY: Well a wise homo once said that a "No" is similar a "Yes" except with different letters and arranged in a dissimilar order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.
Pilot 1x01
at October 11th, 2005 (04:27 pm)
current mood: sick
electric current vocal: sway - the perishers
VERONICA: God Lilly, I see the Prozac'due south working.
LILLY: Loftier on life, Veronica Mars. I've got a secret, a good one.
This is my school. If you go hither, your parents are either millionaires or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune, California, a town without a middle grade. If you're in the second grouping, you go a job; fast food, movie theatres, mini-marts. Or you could be me. My afterward-schoolhouse job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.
"Promise springs eternal in the man chest;
Man never is, just e'er to be blessed:
The soul, uneasy and confined from dwelling house,
Rests and expatiates in a life to come up."
MRS MURPHY: And what practice you suppose Pope meant past that?
Life's a bitch until you lot die.
Let's be honest, though. The but reason I was allowed past the velvet ropes was Duncan Kane. Son of software billionaire, Jake Kane, he used to be my young man.
WEEVIL: Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is, is when she's riding my big quondam hog merely fifty-fifty then it'south not and then much words merely a agglomeration of oohs and aahs, you know?
VERONICA: So information technology's big, huh?
WEEVIL: Legendary.
VERONICA: Well let's see it. I hateful if it's every bit large as yous say, I'll exist your girlfriend. We could become to prom together.
LOGAN: Hey Ronnie. Hey, nosotros've decided that nosotros'd, uh, we'd rather surf than study today, you wanna come with? Duncan will hope to accept his shirt off. Does that sweeten the pot?
KEITH: Who's your daddy?
WALLACE: Oh no you don't. You actually recall I'm gonna let you become abroad with that? That might play with the masses. But underneath that angry young women trounce, there's a slightly less angry young woman who's simply dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars, a twinkie.
Be cool, Sodapop.
WEEVIL: My uncle has a torso shop on the highway. If you come up in, you know, I tin make sure your trunk gets the full service treatment.
I'm pitiful, is that mushy? Well, you know what they say. Veronica Mars, she'southward a marshmallow.
EDIT: cheers to 
tinyangl
DEPUTY SACKS: Veronica Mars, this should be good. CLEMMONS: Veronica,
will you delight open your locker. As Veronica is doing and then, the canis familiaris starts
to bawl. VERONICA: [To the canis familiaris] Buster. The dog gives a little whine and
obeys her. Deputy Sacks looks down at the dog, disappointed by its
acquiescence. Veronica opens her locker. It is completely empty save for
a pic on the back of the door. It is a motion-picture show of Vice Master
Clemmons framed in a heart. VERONICA: Wow. This is a little embarrassing.
WEEVIL: You go lonely out here call up, Weevil love y'all long fourth dimension.
Weevil blows Veronica a couple of kisses. Veronica gives him the thumbs
upwardly and the bikers depart.
annotate if I missed whatsoever :) xx
at Oct 10th, 2005 (02:37 pm)
current mood: happy
current vocal: Allonym - 1x 09
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